It's apparently the name of a Bible translation. Bible Gateway has it among its translations. I've never heard it before but it's the most bizarre thing I've ever seen... A few choice samples:
Romans 1:24-25 according to the King James Bible:
"Wherefore God also gave them up to uncleanness through the lusts of their own
hearts, to dishonour their own bodies between themselves: Who changed the truth
of God into a lie, and worshipped and served the creature more than the Creator,
who is blessed for ever. Amen."
Romans 1:24-25 according to "The Message":
"So God said, in effect, "If that's what you want, that's what you get." ItGenesis 4:6-7 according to the King James Bible:
wasn't long before they were living in a pigpen, smeared with filth, filthy
inside and out. And all this because they traded the true God for a fake god,
and worshiped the god they made instead of the God who made them—the God we bless, the God who blesses us. Oh, yes!"
"And the LORD said unto Cain, Why art thou wroth? and why is thy countenanceGenesis 4:6-7 according to "The Message":
fallen? If thou doest well, shalt thou not be accepted? and if thou doest not
well, sin lieth at the door. And unto thee shall be his desire, and thou shalt
rule over him."
"God spoke to Cain: 'Why this tantrum? Why the sulking? If you do well, won'tGenesis 11:6-9 according to the King James Bible:
you be accepted? And if you don't do well, sin is lying in wait for you, ready
to pounce; it's out to get you, you've got to master it.'"
"And the LORD said, Behold, the people is one, and they have all one language;Genesis 11:6-9 according to "The Message":
and this they begin to do: and now nothing will be restrained from them, which
they have imagined to do. Go to, let us go down, and there confound their
language, that they may not understand one another's speech. So the LORD
scattered them abroad from thence upon the face of all the earth: and they left
off to build the city. Therefore is the name of it called Babel; because the
LORD did there confound the language of all the earth: and from thence did the
LORD scatter them abroad upon the face of all the earth."
God took one look and said, "One people, one language; why, this is only a firstDoes anybody know what this is? Is it for real or a joke? And why is it so funny?
step. No telling what they'll come up with next—they'll stop at nothing! Come,
we'll go down and garble their speech so they won't understand each other." Then
God scattered them from there all over the world. And they had to quit building
the city. That's how it came to be called Babel, because there God turned their
language into "babble." From there God scattered them all over the world.
1 comment:
This version of the Bible is real as Eugene Peterson worked at translating the scriptures to a common use of the English language. Wished I saw your blog last year when this was actually published to make a comment when you wrote it.
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